October 26th

Tomorrow is the big Halloween party, I went to gear issue to pick up a costume, but couldn't take one home with me because I didn't bring the necessary $5 refundable deposit.

I used a vacuum that straps to your back like a backpack to clean the post office building tonight. I looked like one of the ghostbusters. In the lab building, we mopped the same floor three times and it's still dirty.

Here are some of my personal favorites from the janitor Haiku competition:

Did anyone take
the yellow extension cord
for the new vac pac?

Innocent mopping
An unwanted intruder
Behold! Dead beetle.

The vomit remains
Poor bastards spew out their brains,
another crime scene.